sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
I love it when my dog does this. He’ll just drop it like me watching has ruined it
NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER
Clumsy, adorable murder
IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME
I need 20
i know you’re sucking up to me because you know what you said the other day hurt me.
i’m not an idiot.
and i don’t have any respect for you.
It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.
No one will ever tell me otherwise.
what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”